"it never seems like hard work even though it is, it always seems like fun even though it's not."

Tom Hanks on Work

"Hey, for the most part, I'm not really listening to you..."

Melissa Kane - Producer (to me on 1st day of a 5 day edit).

"Damn it, I see another trip to The Good Guys in my future and I'm NOT happy about it!"

Kate Donnellon - Producer (realizing the idiot at The Good Guys sold her the wrong stuff) December 2005.

"Knowlege and Apparent Knowledge are the same thing, That's how I got to where I am."

Gordon Fleming (on the day of the phenomenally unprepared video shoot).

"I understand that we are paying the penalty for any disarray due to our unpreparedness..."

Gordon Fleming (on the eve of a phenomenally unprepared video shoot).

"It's like a moving bland thing."

Gordon Fleming (commenting on another producer's video project).

"There's a lot of Koolaid at Apple and it tastes real good."

Anonymous Apple Employee

"We don't happen to have a picture of a cat licking a lens do we?"

Bruce Campbell in the middle of a long edit.

"This computer is not long for this world"

Rick Sydel - speaking of a G3 Powerbook in February 2006

"I have no reason to trust you and every reason not to... you work in Television"

Bradley Whitford - Studio60 the new Aaron Sorkin TV Series