The army has jumping robots.

Wow, how much do you think we spent on this jumping robot. Supposedly it has a 30 foot vertical leap and a camera that stabilizes itself so they can get views at the peak of its jump.

Juggling looks hard.

Juggling looks really hard, ESPECIALLY with your feet!

Bully.

Australia is an island.

Voter fraud seems friendly.

Why bother going to the polls when guys like this seem so intent on controlling everything anyway?  So nice of him to take care of all of this for me.

I hope this guy lands in jail. (Although I KNOW he won’t).